Hollywood Here I Come! Part 3

Hollywood Here I Come! Part 3 

Good news and bad news, guys.

Bad news: The Magneto pre-sequel is in pre-production hell.

Good news: I’m writing, directing, and executive producing a new franchise called Revelations.

The main narrative is centered around Jesus Christ who comes again to save mankind from apocalypse. He reveals that the God of the Bible does not exist, rather God is a lie the Devil conjured, and human existence is a sick joke spun into play solely for the Dark Lord’s amusement.

During his crucifixion, Jesus has an epiphany that God must be the Devil, for how else could he allow a world of such pain and suffering to endure? Upon his death he sees that the gates of Heaven have not been opened and in a furious rage rises again on the third day to bring the Devil’s lies to light.

The resurrected Jesus seeks out the apostles, believing they will help him spread the truth. Unfortunately, under the threat of Satan’s wrath, the apostles, except for Judas, betray Jesus and turn him over to the Devil’s army of Hell’s Angels who place him in limbo. At last after two thousand years Jesus escapes with the aid of an irreverent renegade angel and sets out to finish what he started.

Once he’s back on modern day Earth, Jesus tries to convince the world that there is no God whilst raising an army to do battle with the forces of evil in the hopes of eventually overthrowing the Dark Lord and opening the gates of Heaven.

I’m going to propose the following tagline to the advertising department:

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t God.“

A Christmas Day release date makes sense.

Stay tuned for further updates.